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I'll be typing up tidbits from the Ultimate Guide as I read through it, but since iruledeadpeople can't get the book in Japan and this part is so ridiculous, I'm just compelled to share Nico's "Guided Tour of the Underworld."

( Don’t miss the stunning stalactites - that’s what they’ll do if one of them breaks off the ceiling and spears you! )

( Harry is likely to restrain his friends if they get in a fight. Percy is more likely to punch a bully in the nose. )